The Peace Treaty of Troup, Texas: A nice lady in our little country church, in her 90s, pulled up to the doughnut store in Troup the other day, and discovered a police car behind her with flashing lights. The officer shouted, "Why didn't you stop, when I turned on the flashing lights, 2 blocks ago?" She apologized, and confessed that the State of Texas had taken away her driver's license. She knew she was not supposed to be driving, but she just had to have a chocolate doughnut. As we all know, the cravings for (chocolate or buttermilk) doughnuts are powerful.
A Peace Treaty was agreed upon. The next time she just has to have a chocolate doughnut, she will call the Policeman, and he will get her the doughnut and bring it to her home just outside of town.
Peace and Safety for All. Back the Blue.
Monday, December 31, 2012
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